2024
a poem written in iambic hexameter
2024-12-31 22:00
// updated 2025-11-09 13:09
// updated 2025-11-09 13:09
commencing this month with a happy revival
rewriting the long iambic hexameter
changing back to an eponymous moniker
metamorphosing from a panda to just me
excited to receive a new passport today
"yes we are normal and we can be trusted with"
finding that the greatest posts have under ten likes
selling my childhood home / going to africa
avoiding tolls and ferries along the journey
seeing an easter bunny appear once again
bored offline guy: get a life, a wife or wi-fi
waiting in a large room with other denizens
clearing my mind for the more fun part of the year
seeing this kind of parade still amazes
wishing everyone a happy day of winning
inspired by a future trip to craft this graphic
needing more "academic-type accounts with memes"
localizing the northern lights in my kitchen
seen a total eclipse but not an aurora
curious about this house number of "zero"
sensing the internet died in 2016
but should revive like a zombie on halloween
the radio worked and the video was seen
getting set to hear loads and loads of fireworksabout this poem
- 12 syllables per line
- original lines were once posted on twitter but are now lost
- certified 0% written by AI